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EP107: Horror of Dracula
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March 31, 2014 04:44 PM PDT
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From the diary of Terror Transmission: First of April, 2014. At last, our long journey of drunken debauchery has come to this, the cryptacular commentary on 1958's Horror of Dracula. Have yourself some wine because you'll need it as you enter the castle vaults for our "arguably" best movie background, the seductive vampire, stealing gothic home furnishings, Jason's Doris Day hatred, the limitations of being leading men, Matt's love of Lisas, Codename: Hummus, vampire wish lists, cross-pollenating mediocrity and other unspeakable evils. It only remains for you now to await the daylight hours. Until then, sleep well, Terror Fiends. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP106: Demons
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February 28, 2014 04:23 PM PST
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Seated in the darkened theater, you notice that something doesn't feel right. There's an uncomfortable mood in the air amongst the crowd. But, just who are the audience and who are the actors? It is a question best answered, if at all, in our commentary on the 1985 splatterfest known as Demons. Let your handsome hosts snort coke off your cleavage as they sexily discuss film details, hot girls with ugly dogs, oopsie-poopsie, Matt and Jason's dating tips, skunk-spray birthday cake, drowning ponies, getting lucky in the movie theater, metal in Italian horror, concert destruction tales, cathartic violence, choosing your Argento sister and other instruments of evil. So, don't bother trying to stop the movie. Because we'll see you all in Hell. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP105: Tales from the Crypt (1972)
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January 31, 2014 04:42 PM PST
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Hello, kiddies! Tune in for a terror-ific turn of deceit, revenge and murder as your handsome hosts bring you some creep-tastic commentary on 1972's Tales from the Crypt. Get ready for five foul fables in the form of movie background, media censorship, the bouncy and bitchy beauty of Joan Collins, haunting car crashes, seduction through grief, our culture's fear of child/adult interaction, dark Canadian menace, hookers for the handicapped, how Fred ruined the ascot, whether blindness is funny, and other moldy mentions for you boils and ghouls. Death is coming. But who's next? Perhaps... you? -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP104: Nosferatu (1922)
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December 31, 2013 04:09 PM PST
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You cannot escape destiny by running away. It lies in the shadows, pale and ravenous, beckoning you to darkly embrace this commentary on 1922's Nosferatu. Stretch out your neck and anticipate the bite of film facts, the Land of Pens, the implications of "Schatten", those pesky Allied Forces, Jason's dog tracking adventure, gay Hollywood, the shock of prohibition, Jurgen the computer hoarder, landlubbers and, let us not forget, the SHEKEL MESSIAH! So, feel free to listen in. But, it will cost you sweat and tears, and perhaps... a little blood. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP103: Maniac (1980)
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November 30, 2013 03:48 PM PST
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There's a psychopath roaming the streets of New York City. And no matter how fancy shmancy you think you are with your fancy dresses and lipstick, he'll get you. Unless, of course, you find that poorly-lit alleyway where Matt and Jason will drive you crazy with their commentary on the 1980 release of Maniac. Strike a few sexy poses while your handsome hosts take you away with film background, red light districts, urban paranoia, the gritty '70s NYC cinema, ironic hipster nonsense, hot modern mannequins, angry womyn, vintage porn critiques, horror survival tips, the Maniac remake and other means to possess you... forever. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP102: Prom Night
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October 31, 2013 02:30 PM PDT
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You can hear the sound of a van pulling up behind you. The assaultive scent of Naugahyde and Aqua Velva follows as the approaching disco beat arouses your senses. You can't help yourself. You get into the vehicle as the driver pops in another 8-track tape; this time, commentary on 1980's Prom Night. Two handsome hunks in the back are staring lewdly at you and drinking heavily as you hear the chatter of film facts, Canadian slasher movie history, smart people who agree with Jason and the stupid people who do not, cruel kids, Matt's van-tasies, the Lou-nibrow, hot chicks in hot pants, disco vs. rock, the majesty of Slick, advice for teen virgins, why horny kids get killed and other things that are gonna get you. When you awake by the side of the road two hours later, just go home and never, ever tell anyone. No one but you will ever know. Maybe. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP101: Pumpkinhead
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September 30, 2013 04:25 PM PDT
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Bolted doors and windows barred - Matt and Jason stand on guard - another episode not to dread - yes, of course, it's Pumpkinhead! And with that terrible rhyme comes their commentary on this 1988 creature feature. So, just in case God doesn't show (and he won't), enter the witch's lair and sit a spell while your handsome hosts dig up their deepest thoughts on film background, a salute to our Italian-American friends, douchebags with headbands, city kids invading the rural areas, the ubiquity of denim in '80s cinema, the gaping terror of Bundt cakes, gender ambiguity in monsters, names you can't take seriously, Pumpkinhead's black metal makeover, the evolution of music subculture chicks, and other things that'll scare the piss out of you. For each of man's evils, a special demon exists. And this one stinks of booze and off-color jokes. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP100: Galaxy of Terror
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September 14, 2013 04:09 PM PDT
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In honor of our 100th episode, it has been decided that the malignant influence of the show should now extend far beyond our earthly bounds. So, your handsome hosts have rocketed into the deepest reaches of space to spread their vile commentary on 1981's Galaxy of Terror. The Master has spoken! So enter the wet black hole and receive movie background, Eddie Albert Junior hatred, old man moments, fictional planets for carnal misconduct, picking on sacred cows, Jason's love of Red Shoe Diaries, magic psychedelic beer, sexual assault in movies, film opinions changing over time, and other celestial silliness. Your countdown to Hell is about to begin. So, start drinking now! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP99: Gorgo
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August 31, 2013 10:59 AM PDT
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Will listening to this podcast be enough to stop the huge beast? Will the miracle be granted? Or will it be yet another of man's puny efforts to oppose this irresistible force of ancient nature? Probably that last one. But, don't be sad. Down a few pints of lager and let Matt and Jason lead you to the circus's most fearsome attraction: 1961's Gorgo. Sure, we'll probably have to answer for all of the urban devastation in our drunken path, but in the meanwhile, we can enjoy movie facts, Jason's fear of patricide, the joys of gutter-stepping, Asian perversions, non-smoking co-hosts, the uselessness of guilt, dancing penises, the divisiveness of Gamera, vicariously living through destructive monsters, and other things that should not be. Overwhelmed? Exhausted? Helpless? Then we've done our job. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP98: The Beast With Five Fingers
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August 14, 2013 04:17 PM PDT
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In a distant room, you can hear the haunting sounds of music. As you approach the source, you gasp in horror as you see the hand that plays the piano is completely dismembered. Now, this might seem shocking but you haven't experienced anything until you've listened to Matt and Jason's cacophonous commentary on 1946's The Beast With Five Fingers. Now come the hallucinations as your handsome hosts soothe you with movie background, Matt's tween superhero days, robot girlfriends, cunning stunts, Batman and Penguin's hilarious sexual escapades, dictators and the women who don't love them, "pianists", Jason's hatred for female hairstyles of the 1940s, the gayness of mustaches, and other nails hammered into your extremities. So, relax and let the music… slay! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

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