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EP111: Island of Lost Souls
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July 31, 2014 04:53 PM PDT
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"What kind of a place did you say this was?" It is a house of pain wherein your handsome hosts make... things. Things! Great big commentary things, like this one for 1932's Island of Lost Souls. Strand yourself in this doomed locale as Matt and Jason perform their curious ceremony of film background, promoting the beast in Man, learning mammary euphemisms from Jason's son, flossing with nipple hair, Matt's view on Mormons, burning down your own neighborhood in protest, junkies in Burlington and other great achievements. Are you not terror fiends? -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP110: Jaws
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June 30, 2014 05:55 PM PDT
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If you forgot what terror was like... it's back. Your handsome hosts have returned to the beach, luring you into the water with their consuming commentary on 1975's Jaws. So, before you go swimming, enjoy the clear skies and gentle surf as Matt and Jason go overboard for movie facts, Hollywood conspiracies, how new movies suck, why Matt doesn't swim, bad nautical puns, the inevitability of nature, hippie naiveté, plus musings about Monster Bash 2014 and other floating bloody chum. So, if you want to stay alive, then ante up. We need the booze money. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP109: Let's Scare Jessica To Death
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May 31, 2014 03:54 PM PDT
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Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? Do you know which is which? Join the seance and discover that nothing's ever completely dead as your handsome hosts bring you in contact with their commentary on the 1971 release of Let's Scare Jessica To Death. Matt and Jason will be swaying to and fro, channeling drunken spirits and invoking movie details, the "other" kind of blossoms, scary girls, the desperate King Diamond tie-ins, chicken solidarity, assaulting the elderly, home porn faces, gritty '70s cinema, the world against Terror Transmission, and other things that come out of the water. And if anyone asks what you learned from this episode, don't tell them. Act normal. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP108: The Gate
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April 30, 2014 04:41 PM PDT
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It's possible that, by drinking heavily and watching this movie, your handsome hosts might have summoned demons who used to rule the universe to come and take over the world. So spin your metal albums backwards and join Matt and Jason in the fires of their own hideous commentary on 1987's The Gate. It's an enjoyable descent into film facts, heavy metal memories, Matt's VHS capers, the weird kid in the corner, childhood movie crushes, purple camels, rooster hairdos, backmasking, psychedelic ejaculate, undead Harryhausen and other "touching" moments. Just make sure you've launched your rockets at the end. That's the best! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP107: Horror of Dracula
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March 31, 2014 04:44 PM PDT
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From the diary of Terror Transmission: First of April, 2014. At last, our long journey of drunken debauchery has come to this, the cryptacular commentary on 1958's Horror of Dracula. Have yourself some wine because you'll need it as you enter the castle vaults for our "arguably" best movie background, the seductive vampire, stealing gothic home furnishings, Jason's Doris Day hatred, the limitations of being leading men, Matt's love of Lisas, Codename: Hummus, vampire wish lists, cross-pollenating mediocrity and other unspeakable evils. It only remains for you now to await the daylight hours. Until then, sleep well, Terror Fiends. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP106: Demons
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February 28, 2014 04:23 PM PST
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Seated in the darkened theater, you notice that something doesn't feel right. There's an uncomfortable mood in the air amongst the crowd. But, just who are the audience and who are the actors? It is a question best answered, if at all, in our commentary on the 1985 splatterfest known as Demons. Let your handsome hosts snort coke off your cleavage as they sexily discuss film details, hot girls with ugly dogs, oopsie-poopsie, Matt and Jason's dating tips, skunk-spray birthday cake, drowning ponies, getting lucky in the movie theater, metal in Italian horror, concert destruction tales, cathartic violence, choosing your Argento sister and other instruments of evil. So, don't bother trying to stop the movie. Because we'll see you all in Hell. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP105: Tales from the Crypt (1972)
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January 31, 2014 04:42 PM PST
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Hello, kiddies! Tune in for a terror-ific turn of deceit, revenge and murder as your handsome hosts bring you some creep-tastic commentary on 1972's Tales from the Crypt. Get ready for five foul fables in the form of movie background, media censorship, the bouncy and bitchy beauty of Joan Collins, haunting car crashes, seduction through grief, our culture's fear of child/adult interaction, dark Canadian menace, hookers for the handicapped, how Fred ruined the ascot, whether blindness is funny, and other moldy mentions for you boils and ghouls. Death is coming. But who's next? Perhaps... you? -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP104: Nosferatu (1922)
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December 31, 2013 04:09 PM PST
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You cannot escape destiny by running away. It lies in the shadows, pale and ravenous, beckoning you to darkly embrace this commentary on 1922's Nosferatu. Stretch out your neck and anticipate the bite of film facts, the Land of Pens, the implications of "Schatten", those pesky Allied Forces, Jason's dog tracking adventure, gay Hollywood, the shock of prohibition, Jurgen the computer hoarder, landlubbers and, let us not forget, the SHEKEL MESSIAH! So, feel free to listen in. But, it will cost you sweat and tears, and perhaps... a little blood. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP103: Maniac (1980)
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November 30, 2013 03:48 PM PST
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There's a psychopath roaming the streets of New York City. And no matter how fancy shmancy you think you are with your fancy dresses and lipstick, he'll get you. Unless, of course, you find that poorly-lit alleyway where Matt and Jason will drive you crazy with their commentary on the 1980 release of Maniac. Strike a few sexy poses while your handsome hosts take you away with film background, red light districts, urban paranoia, the gritty '70s NYC cinema, ironic hipster nonsense, hot modern mannequins, angry womyn, vintage porn critiques, horror survival tips, the Maniac remake and other means to possess you... forever. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

EP102: Prom Night
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October 31, 2013 02:30 PM PDT
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You can hear the sound of a van pulling up behind you. The assaultive scent of Naugahyde and Aqua Velva follows as the approaching disco beat arouses your senses. You can't help yourself. You get into the vehicle as the driver pops in another 8-track tape; this time, commentary on 1980's Prom Night. Two handsome hunks in the back are staring lewdly at you and drinking heavily as you hear the chatter of film facts, Canadian slasher movie history, smart people who agree with Jason and the stupid people who do not, cruel kids, Matt's van-tasies, the Lou-nibrow, hot chicks in hot pants, disco vs. rock, the majesty of Slick, advice for teen virgins, why horny kids get killed and other things that are gonna get you. When you awake by the side of the road two hours later, just go home and never, ever tell anyone. No one but you will ever know. Maybe. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

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